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Laugh a Little !   1 comment

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With all the violence and depravity in the news now, isn’t it time for a little levity ????

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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s a crock ! – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”

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This past year saw the coldest winter since records began

for countries in the northern hemisphere.

It’s been so cold that numerous politicians were actually

 seen with their hands in their own pockets.

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Diet Day 1: Just removed all the fattening food from my house, it was delicious.

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If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?

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Why was the jazz movie rated R?
Too much sax and violins.

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My friend boasted he had the body of a Greek god.

I had to explain to him where Buddha actually came from.

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Posted June 7, 2017 by PapaBear in Humor

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~ Vacation ??? ~   2 comments

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the-beach[1]

Took a vacation that was not

Went to a place that was hot

Great Italian food – ate a lot

Went to Atlantic City to stalk

Some fun on the Boardwalk

My camera I forsook

So no pictures I took

2 tires went flat

So in the garage I sat

Where I was forced to retire

While they replaced both my tires

Other events went not well

But of these I shan’t tell

Now I’m tired tonight

And I give up the fight

I’ll listen to the angel who knows best

Lay my head down and rest (and sleep)

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GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY. 

May the moon and stars light the path to your dreams.

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Posted August 21, 2015 by PapaBear in Experiences, Humor, Personal, Poetry

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