~~ My Annual Reminder ~~   4 comments

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I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, and beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

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NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER AND GO GET YOUR FLU SHOT !!!

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Posted October 25, 2016 by PapaBear in Experiences, Humor, Prose, Uncategorized

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4 responses to “~~ My Annual Reminder ~~

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  1. 😀

  2. Hahahahaha! Laugh out loud funny, Paul! Love it!

  3. That is hilarious!!!

  4. The worst. Well done.

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