+++ A Wee Bit O’ Readin’ Material (sort of) +++

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Here would be a bit o’ readin’ material t’ lighten yer day and would hope t’ bring a smile t’ yer face. 

 Whilst sittin’ in the pub one day a feller lifted his Guinness an’ said t’ me,

“smile, things could be worse…, so I smiled, and surely they got worse”. 

Be careful out there !!!

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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets,
“Do you want to go to heaven?”
The man said, “I do Father.” The priest
said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the priest asked the second
man, “Do you want to got to heaven?” “Certainly, Father,” was the man’s reply.
“Then stand over there against the wall,” said the priest. Then Father Murphy
walked up to O’Toole and said, “Do you want to go to heaven?” O’Toole said, “No,
I don’t Father.” The priest said, “I don’t believe this. You mean to tell me
that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven?” O’Toole said, “Oh, when I
die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.”

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A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die in a plane crash and go up to Heaven’s
gates together.  When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who says:
“Sorry, it’s crowded up here, you need to answer a question correctly, or else
you can’t get in.”
He looks at the teacher, and asks her: “What was the name
of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” the teacher replies, “the Titanic.”
So St. Peter lets her into Heaven.
Next he turns to the petty thief.
“How many people died on that ship?” St. Peter asks.
 “Oooh, that’s tough, but I saw the movie, and I think
it was 1,500.”
St. Peter steps away and the thief walks into Heaven.
Finally, St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says: “Name them.”

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May you always have these blessings

A soft breeze when it’s hot

A warm fireside when it’s not

And the comfort of love ‘n’ friendship always

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