Yes, dear friends, I have at long last been awarded my PHD
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It’s been a long hard pull and the work was, more often than not, just exhausting. It all started with observations, samplings, composition, engineering, planning, and finally, but not least, the work. The certificate was the culmination of years of work in a hazardous, demanding, mostly cold, hostile environment, but I have prevailed.
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The Board of Regents
By virtue of the authority vested in it by law
And on the recommendation of its members,
Does hereby confer upon
Paul Barton
Who has satisfactorily completed the prescribed programs for
The degree of
PHD
In the study of Snow Removal
With all the rights, privileges, and honors thereunto appertaining
This Twenty-Seventh day of January, Two Thousand Fourteen
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This certificate is to verify that said above individual has , in the process of snow removal,
Has Piled it Higher and Deeper,
than anyone else in the neighborhood
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Good Night Everybody !!!
Hahaha! A well -earned degree that’s for sure! Love this Paul.
Thanks for bringing it to the party!
Ha ha! How’s your back? Maybe the snow pile can serve as a source of drinking water next summer. Here’s to spring coming soon!
Ha! That is the most difficult PhD to earn a well! Congrats dear friend.
Oh dear, fanning tropical breezes your way….let me know when they get there!
Felicidades, Paul! Quite the achievement. I so believed it while reading, the “Board of Regents” was a brilliant addition to the announcement. Do you do house calls Dr. Paul? 🙂
Only in the summer months 🙂
I must consult with you around this time next year, by the way 😛
Congratulations!!!! 😀 😀
Congratulations to the PHD. Love it! You most certainly deserve it after such hard work. 🙂 Well done!
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Congratulations!
My goodness I’m going to be laughing for the rest of the night. Brilliant. Good job!