Smile !   5 comments

Life’s getting too serious around here so I thought I’d lighten it up a bit. 

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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’
Slim says, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.’
‘Really!? Like a newborn baby!?’
‘Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.’

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’
Morris replied, ‘Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”
The doctor replied, “Morris, I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful”.

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Think about it…., we’re all going to get there sooner or later.  I think I’ve been there a couple of times already, but I keep forgetting where it was !!!

GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY !!!

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Posted January 9, 2014 by PapaBear in Humor, Prose, Uncategorized

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5 responses to “Smile !

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  1. Thank you for the chuckles.

  2. Wow! love footprints!

  3. laughing……

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